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Could you moan any more loudly and constantly, bud? I can almost hear the chick.

To ALL men in porn: You know you don't have to loudly suck air through your teeth the whole time, right? Or ever do that, ever. Just breathe like a normal human being. Do it silently, if you can. No one wants to hear you suck air through your teeth for 19 minutes for no reason other than you are just annoying as fuck

European dudes are so annoying and insanely bad at fucking. Who told this dude to make little bitch baby noises the entire time while louding sucking air through his teeth and constantly taking his dick OUT of the girl? So dumb

Why would you buttfuck 2 hot girls for 20 minutes then brick your cumshot? God i fucking hate all the men in porn

You know what every dude watching porn wants? To listen to a dude say "yeah" repeaedly for 17 minutes. Everyone watching porn really loves when the dude says "yeah" repeatedly for no reason the whole time

god i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera talks in any porn

it's hot when the girl says "daddy" when the guy calls himself that it's cringeworthy and depressing.

I promise if it's Mike Adriano, no one is getting "pounded." Dude fucks like he elderly and cums every 3 seconds.

Don't advertise your video as "swallows 1st load" when the girl doesn't swallow a load at all

who the fuck i responsible for hiring the guys in porn movies? Do they just seek out the ugliest guy possible who's going to make a retarded face in the background the whole time and breathe through his teeth?? Seriously wtf

Why do they always get retarded frenchmen?

imagine your camerawork is this bad and you still get paid for it

the men in porn always try so hard to ruin the scene

i fucking hate how frequently the men in porn completely brick their cumshot

I think this guy might be the ugliest man on the planet

I fucking hate the videos where the guy spends more time taking his dick away from the chick than putting it in her, then spends 7 minutes at the end jerking off in order to cum. So retarded. It's not porn, it's just videotaping a guy playing with and showing the camera his dick

Dude, quit inserting your ugly fucking face into the shot

Do yourself a favor and just mute it. Also, does she have pink eye?

god european men are fucking annoying

why do porn cameramen always insist on just filming from that angle where it's just the dude's ass and ballsack?

finally a black dude who doesn't say retared shit the whole time

god i wish this dude would shut the fuck up

goddamn this dude is so fucking gay

this dude is trying his best to ruin this video

god i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera talks

The men in porn make it look insanely difficult to keep your dick inside a girl. It isn't

Putting the dude's face in frame at all during a porn scene is fucking retarded

Dear ALL the men in porn, Shut up, and stop sucking spit through your teeth the whole scene. Sincerely, Everyone in the world

Dude, everyone wants to see her ass. I never understood why all anal porn videos, they're always like, "spread that ass." As if we want to look at hands instead of the girl's ass. So dumb.

I fucking hate whenever the guys stick their hands or whole arms through for some reason

I fucking hate when the dude holding the camera in any porn talks, just like everyone else on the planet. I also hate when the guy NEVER stops making noise. This video just seems like the dude is trying to be louder than the girl. He also has a tiny cock and makes it look super difficult to fuck a girl without your cock constantly falling out. News flash: IT ISN'T

Literally NOBODY on the planet wants to watch a man get his ass licked

i fuckin hate when people try to sneak their shitty mixtape into a porn scene

Dear ALL the men in porn, pulling your dick out of the girl every 10 seconds isn't helping anyone cum. SIncerely, EVERYONE on the planet.

How are black dudes so bad at fucking? It's not this hard to keep your dick in a girl. Especially her ass

I fucking hate when the dudes reach their whole arm through the wall

you know what the best quality in a male pornstar is? When he takes his cock out every three seconds and just walks around the house.

"Hey this guy is old, fat, ugly, and bad at fucking... LET'S GET HIM TO BE IN OUR PORN VID!"

I FUCKING HATE when the dudes in porn feel the need to say the word "baby" 400 times a minute.

I fail to understand how, as a porn producer, you could meet with Mark Wood and be like "I want this dude I just met who is the ugliest, most annoying individual possible to star in my porn movie."

hey you know why she's good at that? because you have such a weirdly small cock that it's not even reaching her throat. God I wish all the men in porn would shut the fuck up

European men are so insanely bad at fucking

the men in porn literally always do everything they can to ruin the scene

Dear ALL men in porn, You can breathe without loudly sucking air though your teeth the whole time. Sincerely, EVERYONE in the world.

You know you don't have to hire the literal ugliest and most annoying man you could find, right? You could hire a normal dude who would shut the fuck up and not suck air through his teeth the entire time. Would've been so easy. So dumb.

How do porn producers manage to find such aggressively ugly and retarded men for all of their productions?

Mark Wood is the literal ugliest most annoying man to ever be in a porn

said anyone with a brain

is no one going to get this dude his inhaler?

I fucking hate when the cameraman talks and tries to be funny

i wish this dude would shut the fuck up so bad

i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera has asthma and doesn't ever shut the fuck up

Dear All Porn Producers, NO ONE in the entire world likes when the dude holding the camera talks. SIncerely, EVERYBODY

god black dudes are fucking retarded. "I'm gonna stick my cock super deep." Then literally only uses the head of his cock "Oh that's super deep baby." No it isn't. We all have eyes. Black dudes are so bad at fucking

i would've cum so much faster if this dude would shut the fuck up

why would you cast the ugliest most annoying dude possible?

is no one on set going to bring this dude his inhaler?

Dear All Men in Porn, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sincerely, Everybody

Why does every man in porn constantly take their dick OUT of the girl? Either fuck her or don't, moron. Also who told the people in porn to constantly spread the girl's ass? We want to see her ass, not her hands or the dude's hands. So dumb.

How difficult is it to line up the audio and the video? This shit isn't even close

If you made a porn company where the men don't talk or make noise at all, you would make a billion dollars.

If you ever made a porn company where the men didn't talk or even make noise, you would make a billion dollars

They really should tell all the men in porn not to talk. If you made a porn company where the men in the videos don't make any noise you'd make a billion dollars.

Why do all the cameramen in porn think that everyone wants to look at the dude's asshole and ballsack the whole time?

I don't understand how anybody involved in the production of this scene thought anything that the dudes in this video said was a good idea. All of it is offputting and retarded

Nice of them to let that obviously mentally challenged dude participate. Drink every time he says "i'm fuckin' ass." So fucking annoying

I wanted to like this video, but it's Mick Blue and the cameraman talks the entire time

literally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks. Why do they keep making videos where the cameraman talks?

everytime this retard says "wow" every dude on the planet collectively loses his boner.

why do they let the guy holding the camera talk? literally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks

michael stefano is the most annoying dude on the planet

Goddamn this dude is annoying

this dude having an asthma attack and whispering "aw yeh" directly int the camera mic the whole time is a shitty directing choice.

No wonder this dude has to pay for sex he can't fuck for shit.

Hey all porn producers, literally everyone on the planet hates when the guy holding the camera speaks,

Dude hyperventalated directly into the microphone the whole time, then didn't even cum.

Why does every man in porn have asthma?

now imagine the video didn't have a dude with a weird gross uncircumcised cock

this dude really tries his best to ruin this scene

Why would you ever hire a dude with asthma to be in your porn video?

is no body going to get this dude his inhaler?

the weakest cumshot ever. i didnt know you could be bad at getting blown

if this dude would shut the fuck up the video would be 20 times better

Why do they insist on doing that under-the-balls camera angle? who the fuck likes that?

goddamn manuel ferrara is so annoying and bad at fucking

this dude is so ugly and bad at fucking

none of these are throatpies

Mark Wood is the single ugliest human being I have ever seen.

European dudes are so incredibly bad at fucking

god european dudes are so gay

black dudes are so bad at fucking

black dudes are so bad at fucking

why do all the men in porn feel the need to breathe through their teeth?

Is there a way to search for porn where the dude doesn't talk (or, preferrably, make any noise) at all??

Mick Blue might be the ugliest man who ever existed.

Goddamn Mick Blue is so ugly and annoying. How does he keep getting hired? He makes those little bitch-baby noises the whole time and looks like a mentally-challenged monkey.

why do they hire the ugliest dudes possible for porn? ill never understand.

Maybe you should actually know what a creampie is before making a compilation

Mike Stefano is so annoying, ugly, and bad at fucking. Why do they keep hiring him to make porn vids?

I sincerely wish all the men in porn would shut the fuck up